Pucci Mane
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IT’S DONE!  YES!

Okay so I put a bit more effort into this but that doesn’t matter.  I hope you guys enjoy this.  So much fun~

Lyrics:

Gog it disturbs me to see you, Dualscar

Lookin so full of gloom

Every troll fears your name Dualscar

Even when getting more wounds.

There’s no pirate vicious and cruel like you

Your everyone’s worst way to die

Noone’s malicious and savvy as you

And it’s not very hard to see why

No one’s sick like Dualscar

Is a dick like Dualscar

No one ever in history’s a prick like Dualscar

For there’s no troll in waters as mighty

Devilish a damned debonaire

You can ask any Low, Mid, or Highblood

And they’ll tell you they would never fucking dare

No one’s hot like Dualscar

A sexpot like Dualscar

No one’s sent so many people to rot like Dualscar

As a seamen I guess I’m intimidatin’

Wow what a jerk that Dualscar!

Prepare to die

Prepare your ass

Dualscar’s just the best and the rest are all trash

No one kills like Dualscar

Is a thrill like Dualscar

In a war everyone is just krill to Dualscar

For there’s no troll as wicked and sexy

As you see I’ve got crosshairs to spare

Not a bit of him’s cuddly or gentle

Of course! And I am done they can’t sit anywhere!

No one rips like Dualscar

Has a tip like Dualscar

No one makes the lil’ wenches go drip like Dualscar

I’m especially good at exterminatin’!

Bang!

Pants off for Dualscar!

When I was a grub I culled 4 dozen trolls

Every sundown so I could be feared

But now that I’m grown I cull 5 million trolls

So I’m worshipped and totally revered!

NO ONE’S IT LIKE DUALSCAR

IS THE SHIT LIKE DUALSCAR

THE DEVIL HIMSELF MADE HELL’S PIT FOR DUALSCAR

I USE LUSII IN ALL OF MY DECORATIN’!

WOW WHAT A DOUCHE

DUALSCAR!!

All voices by moi.

"Gaston" was written by Alan Menken and belongs to Disney.

(SPECIAL THANKS TO GARAGEBAND FOR SAVING MY ASS)

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